Years ago i joined highschool and created a school of zoomers, but now i evolved, i lost all my money. I got to college and i noticed that most of colleges are useless so i will create my own and make sure it will raise brainless gamers with no life choiches after graduation
We will offer the best support available in the planet for our devoted zoomers ready to take their life (sperm) in their hands and fulfill their need to autoclick, fap and simp
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Do you wanna swear little kids in a competitive fortnite game?
We will teach you how to swear people in any game, but not just that! We can also teach you how to fap in the meanwhile, so you can fap and tap at the same time! SO ZOOM!
Do you have money? what about losing them all on gambit?
We offer you an easy way to take you to 'pacanele' and lose all your money on a gambit night. We even have a specific team to make sure you will lose all of your money!
“I graduated Zoomer School and now i even joined the college. It's been 2 months without nuca and now i can reverse hair growth and get fatter with no food. This College changed my life. I have a sister btw.”
“I use to know how to work with redstone contraptions, but now that i joined the Zoomer College i am a full grown autoclicker with no will to do something productive. I am so proud of myself. Recently i started playing Hades, so simp!”
To make the price look smaller. Marketing strategy to convince you to steal the credit card from your grandmother after she gets stuck in the sink and you help her.
We had near 1.500 satisfied clients with right arm buffed and wrist broken of siming. This time we are aiming to buff both hands and break both wrists!
You can use your own 'pensie de handicap' but we reccomand stealing from your parets to make sure they will kick you off the house and get from simp to homeless simp.
You are not allowed to fap thinking or looking at Argatu. She has been kicked from the Zoomer school for having a beer bottle stuck in her asshole and a gin bottle in her vagina. We support simps and fappers, not people drinking cum from a pint. Other than this, there is no other restriction.
We started in Bahne, Focsani, Vrancea, Romania but we extended to many tropical places from the planet: Bucharest, Mera, Iasi, Belgium and we are currently preparing our Somalia office.
5 times a day on a regular schedule. On No-Nut-November we have a different patter: you fap only 3 times a day, but we ensure your privacy and we convince people that you didn't fail. This way you can nuca with your friends!
We care about your simping and zooming experience, so we make sure that you are a motorola and adroid user by smashing your iphone with a hammer. If you don't have a phone we will gear you up with a brand used nokia 1169 able to play snake and snake 2 at frame rates just above 4 with the best one digit fps experience on a small sreen. SO ZOOM!
We have a straight but tight relationship with many sex toys providers, so we can guarantee you will sit on the most cozy dildo on the planet while playing fortnite and hades.
Simping is an easy task so we make sure you will do it. We are gifting best studens each month. Who faps the most in a month will be recving a brand new rgb sex toy for your desk.