About Us
Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel
Years ago i joined highschool and created a school of zoomers, but now i evolved, i lost all my money. I got to college and i noticed that most of colleges are useless so i will create my own and make sure it will raise brainless gamers with no life choiches after graduation
- Simp
- Very Poor
- Holes in socks
- Mom bought me laptop
- Had sex 3 times
- Founder of the Z00MScul
- Start-up founder of the ZOOMCollege
Our Team
We had to alterate the team members in the meanwhile but we kept our best! Now proud representig the Zoomer College!
Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel
CEO at Z00MSculCEO at Z00MCollege
Stratulat Ana-Madalina
Human Resources Lead
Cirjan Mara-Victoria
Anti-Sex Engineer
Hermeziu Andreea
Minecraft creative hater
Popa Gabriela
Rotaru's best simp option
Gaman Ionut
Gugesti President
Rotaru Steluta-Geanina
Mera LeaderRotaru's cousin
Argatu Andreea
Sperm GarageOur Services
Fornite Private Games
Join our private Fornite games and get the chance to win a big slice of nothing along with a headache!
Gold Digger Support
To make sure you will lose all of your money simping we will provide you with a special gold digger to clean up your pockets of the left cents you might have.
Asus AURA ready
Did you or your parents just bought some gaming gear that includes some rgb lighting? We can help you lose it all and get back to no-light on keyboard for real zoom!
Best contraceptive pills on the market
We are the best europe provider of top contraceptive pills for man to make sure you you don't cum but fap without breaks
Domino games
You never played a game of domino? Now it's the time! Join our college for daily domino games, depending on how long lasts the coffee.
Your car has no damage?
We will make sure you get in a car crash or break car parts on your way to simp for a worthless piece of tits! Like we call it in our country: "gropi"
Testimonials
“I graduated Zoomer School and now i even joined the college. It's been 2 months without nuca and now i can reverse hair growth and get fatter with no food. This College changed my life. I have a sister btw.”
Vechiu Liviu
“I use to know how to work with redstone contraptions, but now that i joined the Zoomer College i am a full grown autoclicker with no will to do something productive. I am so proud of myself. Recently i started playing Hades, so simp!”
Gabriel Capros
Pricing
Zoom
- Daily nude from real pornstar to make sure you fap
- DVD Porn Archive
- Reach
- Autoclicker
- Gear to fap live on twitch
Zoomer Premium
- Daily nude from real pornstar to make sure you fap
- DVD Porn Archive
- Reach
- Autoclicker
- Gear to fap live on twitch
Mega Zoom
- Daily nude from real pornstar to make sure you fap
- DVD Porn Archive
- Reach
- Autoclicker
- Gear to fap live on twitch
Frequently Ask Questions
Why do prices end with 9?
To make the price look smaller. Marketing strategy to convince you to steal the credit card from your grandmother after she gets stuck in the sink and you help her.
How many clients do you had with Zoomer School?
We had near 1.500 satisfied clients with right arm buffed and wrist broken of siming. This time we are aiming to buff both hands and break both wrists!
How can i pay?
You can use your own 'pensie de handicap' but we reccomand stealing from your parets to make sure they will kick you off the house and get from simp to homeless simp.
Are there any strict rules?
You are not allowed to fap thinking or looking at Argatu. She has been kicked from the Zoomer school for having a beer bottle stuck in her asshole and a gin bottle in her vagina. We support simps and fappers, not people drinking cum from a pint. Other than this, there is no other restriction.
Where is you office located?
We started in Bahne, Focsani, Vrancea, Romania but we extended to many tropical places from the planet: Bucharest, Mera, Iasi, Belgium and we are currently preparing our Somalia office.
How often will i fap?
5 times a day on a regular schedule. On No-Nut-November we have a different patter: you fap only 3 times a day, but we ensure your privacy and we convince people that you didn't fail. This way you can nuca with your friends!
Do you accept any kind of people?
We care about your simping and zooming experience, so we make sure that you are a motorola and adroid user by smashing your iphone with a hammer. If you don't have a phone we will gear you up with a brand used nokia 1169 able to play snake and snake 2 at frame rates just above 4 with the best one digit fps experience on a small sreen. SO ZOOM!
Make your desk unique
We have a straight but tight relationship with many sex toys providers, so we can guarantee you will sit on the most cozy dildo on the planet while playing fortnite and hades.
Simp hard and get a gift
Simping is an easy task so we make sure you will do it. We are gifting best studens each month. Who faps the most in a month will be recving a brand new rgb sex toy for your desk.