About Us
Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel
I`ve been a zoomer ever since i was born and i wanted to spread the zoom so in the 12th September of 2016 i started alone the first and last zoomer school. After few rough years i managed to gather a devoted and teamwork oriented squad ready to help me spread the zoom.
- Poor
- Devoted to zoom
- Playing on GeforceNow using the 'alocatie'
- Had sex twice
- Founder of the Z00MScul
Our Team
We train and we recruit the best to spread the zoom among us.
Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel
CEO at Z00MScul
Vasiliu Calin-Mihai
Zoom Team leader
Vechiu Liviu
Minecraft Engineer Intern
Telescu Rares-Eduard
Mobile PUBG Noob
Florea Elena
Rotaru`s secret love
Leutu de la gara
Rape Assistant
Eduard Irimia
ASII Zoom Associate
Argatu Andreea
Just a hoeOur Services
Twitch Channel
We Roll on our twitch stream where we do the craziest challenges and play the most boring games the earth has ever seen.
Youtube Channel
We post compilations about our best moments on live-stream on our youtube channel
Testimonials
“Years ago i was just a good global elite gamer, and eversince i joined the Zoomers school i turned into a silver IV, poor and with no ambission zoomer. So proud.”
Vlad Scinteianu
“sa-mi bag %$!$$ in @$%!@ de scoala handica%@#$ cu tot cu branza lu ma-ta pe $@# ”
George Buzdrug
Pricing
Zoom
- Access to our Zoom Classes
- Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
- Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
- 100 ticktock follewers per day
- Access to ZoomHub
Zoomer Premium
- Access to our Zoom Classes
- Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
- Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
- 100 ticktock follewers per day
- Access to ZoomHub
Mega Zoom
- Access to our Zoom Classes
- Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
- Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
- 100 ticktock follewers per day
- Access to ZoomHub
Frequently Ask Questions
How can i pay?
From cash, paypal, VISA, down to nature billing and mother fucking.
How much lasts the refund period?
You can refound your scholarship in our headquarter in Bahne, Focsani, Vrancea, Romania at the 3rd gispy block after the 5th corner.
Is it worth it?
Our students became both poor and zoomers, and on top of that, this is the only school providing these kind of useless and cheap expensive services.
Are there any strict rules?
The first rule is don`t fuck Argatu, you will get both aids and the incapability to play fortnite for the rest of you life. AMEN.
Where are you from?
Romania is our home country but we are in the edge of extending to other contries like Serbia, Somalia and Basarabia Saudita.
How is the schedule looking like?
You will have 2 hours free per working day to experience "harlet", which is a new form of zooming now coming up in the market. Olso 30 seconds break to fap. This break can be happening at any hour of the day after you will and desire. Happy fapping!
I have a potato PC. What can i do?
We offer gear for our more needy students that is capable of running smooth the latest zoomer games. For example for Toya Soya we gave him a sparking new nokia -100 with a wapping intel i1-96969 processor and no gigs of ram and a cardboard RTX powerd from a lamp graphical unit to run in 1 fps the oldest zoomer gmaes at low settings and 240p resolution.
