I`ve been a zoomer ever since i was born and i wanted to spread the zoom so in the 12th September of 2016 i started alone the first and last zoomer school. After few rough years i managed to gather a devoted and teamwork oriented squad ready to help me spread the zoom.
We offer online and on-site support for our zoomer trainee in order to go from a wanker to a crazy fapper.
Eversince the school exists we had many students and few of those became famous for their skills.
Corneliu Vadim Tudor was one of the, if not the best student our school has ever formed both menthally and phisically, but unfortunately he passed away in the middle of the exam he swore to pass with 10. RIP.
Grow one-arm muscles fast with our brand new method
Stacking stairs and walls in fornite to get a mile above the ground is the new trend that requires a lot of skill. And you can have it all by joining us.
We host multiple gaming services.
From fornite private server, spigot minecraft server and custom PUBG server up to vodka cooling gaming system.
Our mose popular servers are Minecraft and FiveM .
Both under the domain zoomers.tech we host a roleplay servers both on Minecraft and FiveM. Never seen so much zoom
“Years ago i was just a good global elite gamer, and eversince i joined the Zoomers school i turned into a silver IV, poor and with no ambission zoomer. So proud.”
“sa-mi bag %$!$$ in @$%!@ de scoala handica%@#$ cu tot cu branza lu ma-ta pe $@# ”
From cash, paypal, VISA, down to nature billing and mother fucking.
You can refound your scholarship in our headquarter in Bahne, Focsani, Vrancea, Romania at the 3rd gispy block after the 5th corner.
Our students became both poor and zoomers, and on top of that, this is the only school providing these kind of useless and cheap expensive services.
The first rule is don`t fuck Argatu, you will get both aids and the incapability to play fortnite for the rest of you life. AMEN.
Romania is our home country but we are in the edge of extending to other contries like Serbia, Somalia and Basarabia Saudita.
You will have 2 hours free per working day to experience "harlet", which is a new form of zooming now coming up in the market. Olso 30 seconds break to fap. This break can be happening at any hour of the day after you will and desire. Happy fapping!
We offer gear for our more needy students that is capable of running smooth the latest zoomer games. For example for Toya Soya we gave him a sparking new nokia -100 with a wapping intel i1-96969 processor and no gigs of ram and a cardboard RTX powerd from a lamp graphical unit to run in 1 fps the oldest zoomer gmaes at low settings and 240p resolution.