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Welcome

to the first and last zoomer school ready to turn you from a devoted and creative gamer into a brainless simp ready to play fornite until your hand shall fall.

About Us

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Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel

I`ve been a zoomer ever since i was born and i wanted to spread the zoom so in the 12th September of 2016 i started alone the first and last zoomer school. After few rough years i managed to gather a devoted and teamwork oriented squad ready to help me spread the zoom.

  • Poor
  • Devoted to zoom
  • Playing on GeforceNow using the 'alocatie'
  • Had sex twice
  • Founder of the Z00MScul

Our Features

We offer online and on-site support for our zoomer trainee in order to go from a wanker to a crazy fapper.

Our Team

We train and we recruit the best to spread the zoom among us.

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Rotaru Andrei-Cristinel

CEO at Z00MScul
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Vasiliu Calin-Mihai

Zoom Team leader
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Vechiu Liviu

Minecraft Engineer Intern
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Telescu Rares-Eduard

Mobile PUBG Noob
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Florea Elena

Rotaru`s secret love
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Leutu de la gara

Rape Assistant
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Eduard Irimia

ASII Zoom Associate
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Argatu Andreea

Just a hoe

Our Services

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Minecraft Roleplay

LIVE:

ON

TEST:

OFF

We host a slow and full of lag daily crashing server with 0 players 24/7 providing the unique and useless roleplay gameplay for minecraft in our zoom spigot server.

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FiveM

LIVE:

OFF

We host a cop and robbers FiveM server lag-free and no players on at any hour from the day.

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DayZ server

LIVE:

ON

Join us in the most awsome experience you will ever encounter in this cernarus map dayz server, and try not to get killed so easy

Giveaway at 10k players

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Our own porn site

Fap on zoomhub and get coupons, discounts and even job offers per fap.

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Twitch Channel

We Roll on our twitch stream where we do the craziest challenges and play the most boring games the earth has ever seen.

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Youtube Channel

We post compilations about our best moments on live-stream on our youtube channel

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Testimonials

Pricing

Zoom

$47 / year
  • Access to our Zoom Classes
  • Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
  • Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
  • 100 ticktock follewers per day
  • Access to ZoomHub

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Zoomer Premium

$200 / year
  • Access to our Zoom Classes
  • Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
  • Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
  • 100 ticktock follewers per day
  • Access to ZoomHub

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Mega Zoom

$750 / year
  • Access to our Zoom Classes
  • Custom and modded MoJang and EpicGames account
  • Unlimited Robux on your Roblox account
  • 100 ticktock follewers per day
  • Access to ZoomHub

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Frequently Ask Questions

How can i pay?

From cash, paypal, VISA, down to nature billing and mother fucking.

How much lasts the refund period?

You can refound your scholarship in our headquarter in Bahne, Focsani, Vrancea, Romania at the 3rd gispy block after the 5th corner.

Is it worth it?

Our students became both poor and zoomers, and on top of that, this is the only school providing these kind of useless and cheap expensive services.

Are there any strict rules?

The first rule is don`t fuck Argatu, you will get both aids and the incapability to play fortnite for the rest of you life. AMEN.

Where are you from?

Romania is our home country but we are in the edge of extending to other contries like Serbia, Somalia and Basarabia Saudita.

How is the schedule looking like?

You will have 2 hours free per working day to experience "harlet", which is a new form of zooming now coming up in the market. Olso 30 seconds break to fap. This break can be happening at any hour of the day after you will and desire. Happy fapping!

I have a potato PC. What can i do?

We offer gear for our more needy students that is capable of running smooth the latest zoomer games. For example for Toya Soya we gave him a sparking new nokia -100 with a wapping intel i1-96969 processor and no gigs of ram and a cardboard RTX powerd from a lamp graphical unit to run in 1 fps the oldest zoomer gmaes at low settings and 240p resolution.

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Free twitch account to stream your useless content

We can help you stream your gameplay with no desire to sucseed in life for your 0 followers.

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Old League

We offer an oldschool League of Legends both client and server for our retro Zoomers in their way to become Boomers.

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